Thursday, February 14, 2008

The SEC Half Case

If you were to go to the store maybe like the World Market, or let's call it the "SEC Market", to buy a mixed half case of beer. Each bottle you pulled out, which SEC school would you compare it to? Well, here at Tipsy Tiders, we've thought about this multiple times. Here's what we came up with...

University of Florida – Corona Extra

Who wouldn’t want to be partying right now down at UF with the number one fun-n-sun beer? I bet that Florida sun is feeling good today.

University of Georgia – Sweet Water Georgia Brown

Home grown, starting to become highly recognized, and a good taste.

University of Kentucky – New Castle

It’s always going to be there whether you like it or not.

University of South Carolina – Bass Ale

The old ball coach wouldn’t want it any other way.

University of Tennessee – Coors

Always trying to advertise itself as one of the top, but everyone knowing that no one drinks (cares about) them.

Vanderbilt University - Michelob Ultra

Giving that “Really, I like dark beer, but don’t want all those carbohydrates”. “Also, did you know that carbohydrates or saccharides are simple organic compounds that are aldehydes or ketones with many hydroxyl groups added, usually one on each carbon atom that is not part of the aldehyde or ketone functional group. Carbohydrates are the most abundant of the four major classes of biomolecules, which also include proteins, lipids and nucleic acids…”

University of Alabama – Guinness

What, you knew it was coming. Classic rich in tradition and history, while bringing a stout competition to the table against any opponent.

University of Arkansas – Miller High Life

"The Champagne of Beers", does that make sense to you. Of course it does to us pigs; it’s like saying we are “the ballet of football”.

Auburn University –Budweiser

Everybody has that uncle that comes around at family get-togethers with a cooler full. They are proud they have their Bud, but what is so sad is they do not know any better.

Louisiana State University – Natural Light

It’s easy to go down, less filling, and cheap. The perfect combination to get the most in and down as possible. One’s never enough. We over indulge until we regret it the next day.

University of Mississippi – Sam Adams

Sam Adams is the only way, seasons (summer ale, winter lager, octoberfest) come, seasons go.

Mississippi State University – Colt 45

Do you really need an explanation?

Let us know what you think. Give us your SEC half case.


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