Bama Hoops Drinking Game

I know that we only have five games left and it's not looking too good. Earlier I posted that we had a good chance of going 6-10 in the conference. I hope that comes true. But with that, let's add a little fun to the end of the season by starting the Bama Hoops Drinking Game...

Take one sip (or half shot liquor applicable) if:

• The game is televised via Raycom Sports
• Opposing team has a turnover
• Alabama hits a three
• Alabama takes a timeout
• Opposing team gets a foul
• Alabama gets up by five
• Alabama gets down by five
• An Alabama player gets fouled
• Any player gets a chest bump from another player
• Any player gets a high five from another player

Take two sips (or full shot liquor applicable) if:

• Alabama player makes a dunk
• Alabama gets up by ten
• Alabama gets down by ten
• The camera pans the cheerleaders
• The camera pans the dance team
• The camera pans the Mark's Madness crowd
• The camera shows Gottfried with one arm crossed and the other on the chin
• An Alabama player gets fouled and one

Take three sips (or one and half shot liquor applicable) if:

• An Alabama player misses a dunk
• The camera pans the band
• Gottfried takes off his jacket
• Gottfried puts his jacket back on
• Any player gets a butt slap from another player
• The towel boy comes out to mop up sweat on the floor
• Intentional foul is called

Take four sips (or two shots liquor applicable) if:

• Any player fouls out
• Technical foul is called
• Announcer talks about football
• Senior John Dill gets playing time
• The camera pans the guy from Mark's Madness with the crimson blazer

Chug a beer (two gulps from the bottle liquor applicable) if:

• Alabama loses
• Alabama wins